âAt lastâ
âWhat is that?â
âSay Baba finally behaving like a Daddyâ
âCome on, he doesnât know of all these herdsmen/farmers clashes before nowâ
âHow? Busy with the nationâs affair?â
âOf course NO. He was busy reading the blame game textbook.â
âBlame game textbook?â
âYes! Our presidents always have a favourite textbook they read. Obasanjoâs favourite was book of power â reason he was allegedly seeking a third term; Jonathan favourite was book of corruption â the richest government in our democracy history. Money was well distributed amidst officials. And Say Baba fell in love with the book of blame game.â
âYou will know will know the kind of books they read by observing the actions of people that surround them.â
âDoes that mean Jonathan never used power during his time in office and Buhari so far has not used either/both power and corruption textbookâ
âTo some extent. The president leaving office are always generous enough to leave their favourite book on the table for incoming presidents. I guess Jonathan was confused on which one to read when he assumed office overnight â Yarâaduaâs 7 points agenda textbook or Obasanjoâs book of power. The gentleman from Otueke got confused and decided to shop for his personal textbook while occasionally reading either of his predecessorsâ textbook.â
âAnd the new occupant?â
âOh! His predecessors are not from his party, so he decided not to read any of them. Instead, he came in with a book he co-authored with others in his cabinet âBook of the blame gameâ. Like Jonathan, he also seldom take a look at his predecessorsâ books but prefer not to act on them especially the boy from Bayelsaâs favourite book of corruption.â
âDoes that mean there is no corruption again?â
âSaying that is fallacious. The book of corruption has been our nationâs bestseller before now. Only that Oga Jonah was lucky to have many people that love practical than theory around him. They did what the book said and should not be blamed. EFCC, beware.â
âThank God baba Kastina has finally woken up from his slumber.â
âI donât think so. He was only given leave from his slumbering bed, he should be resuming duty soon.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âActually, those are not my words. They were said by the English University of Nigeria.â
âHow can a University speak?â
âHe doesnât, he only spits his disdain.â
âDoes that mean Say baba is now Say Daddy.â
âIt depends. If you are comparing Buhari of yesterday to today, it is to some extent true.â
âTell us how he was perceived in 2019 prior to election time.â
âHe started exhibiting some daddy character. And considering the calibal of the majority that contested against him, it would have been best to refer him as âSay egbonâ prior to the election.â
âYou are making me confused. What is the difference between âSay Babaâ, âSay Daddyâ, and âSay Egbonâ.â
âHahahahaha, so you donât know that Say baba is the old man Nigeria voted for and he never disappointed them, only that they are lamenting after the true meaning of Baba dawn on them.â
âDo you mean like a late August rain?â
âBaba is someone perceived to be aged with a lot of experiences but has been experiencing some memory loss being a grandpa.â
âBut babas are not always agile to move up and down again now?â
âAbsolutely, the reason Nigeria is currently ruled by cabals.â
âCabals like?â
âYou are too inquisitive for my likings. Canât you decipher direct speech from reported? The first lady with a kitchen office said that the country is being ruled by cabals which is correct considering the reign being controlled by a baba.â
âHow can the first lady be opposing the president? She should have just called his attention to this in the inner chamber.â
âThe old man might forget the next morning. So, it is necessary to be documented in the newspapers. Even though he might not be chanced to read it immediately, at least he would consider it when thinking of 2019. Such move are for future use.â
âI have never seen a foreign president with his wife publicly expressing her discomfort with her husband (the president).â
âYou mean you have never seen a foreign president who does not has control over his family. For saying that, congratulations you have just won yourself a million Naira â do you wish to work away or continue?â
âI think I will need to work away because this governmental stupidity worths more than that.â
âIt is not stupidity my brother, they say charity begins at home. The evidence of babaâs chaos home is what we are seeing in our nationâs state. Just convince me otherwise, a man that cannot control his wife and even son that made the latter got himself in an accident, how do you expect him to effectively manage the nation â anyway he is baba â babas are all full of wonders.â
âSay Daddy for 2019 will be better since babas have failed us.â
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âYes it would have been better but we cannot have any Daddy in 2019. Our Say Baba is still very competitive. Do you see the Kano turnout during his visit? And our major problem is, youths are too busy changing Nigeria on social media when they should be getting their PVC to vote out any unwanted baba ruling where they are not wanted. And the ages of aspirants addressing themselves as youths so far is beyond being a youth, instead Daddy. With all of the Daddies that came on board to compete baba, baba being the oldest is nothing but the âegbonâ (oldest). 2019, was a game between the Daddies and Egbon â but egbon showed them some âogbonâ to prove he is indeed âegbonâ
âYou said that before the election,â
âYes, and that is still the future we are heading to. #NotTooYoungToRun bill was passed and implemented but not meant to be effective now.â
âNot to be effective now?â
âOf course, look around and pin-point one youth in the political arena with the ambition of presidencyâ
âThere are a handful thou, but can you say they are ready for the leadership roleâ
âNot to mention names, most of them are getting the ticket to promote their individual imageâ
âWe are stucked. It is high time we all put on our thinking cap.â
âEven when you have a competent youth for the post, the one-congo of rice electorate will sabotage his/her ambition.â
âNigeria will be better the day the electorates regain their voice.â
âYou mean electorates are dumb?â
âIf you say so. But what I mean is that they should indeed influence people their parties present as candidate.â
âIf parties decide to present people you dislike, boycott the elections until they all regain their senses and nominate a more competent person.â
âSay Baba 2020, so far, what is your evaluationâ
âIt is just a rebrand of the first termâ
âYou mean it is the same thing?â
âThink of it like a game, the next level may appear different from the previous â the story line will remain the sameâ
âWhat do you think Nigerians can do?â
âIt is simple, just as stated earlier, the nation will only become liberated the day everyone boycotts election when all the presented candidates by political parties are not egg-headedâ.
âEgg-headed?!â
âNot in the aspect of being smart enough to raise astroturfers; displaying a face while being another behind the door; embezzling the nationâs fund all in the name of national cake; or making decisions to favour a specific cabal. I rest my pen.â
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