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Nigerian Students Share Their Worst Roommate Experiences

He came back with a woman and I don’t have somewhere else to sleep..I slept on the floor and at night during knack I was hearing don’t cúm inside..

Before I know,my guy was cuming inside my ears..

Egwu Samuel (@EgwuSamuel49) on April 18, 2023.

This guy Sabi fart
Me and my other roommates don’t need alarm again
Hin fart sound dey wake us every morning.
Sha is not a bad thing
We all fart
But his own is different oo

son of barde (@the_barade) on April 18, 2023.

She thief my pant come return am after use

Uk 🦋 (@exitedangelpray) on April 18, 2023.

When I ask “guy watin we go cook?”, His response will be “guy, no disturb me with that useless question” then move outside. Then the werey go come back in few min to survey if I dey cook, if no, he’ll go outside and eat. I refuse to cook for three days when he was broke…….

Hunger won finish am the third day, baba on gas, put rice for fire asapu.

oludhayo (@Oludhayo) on April 18, 2023.

Back in 200l my roommates injected a week old urine inside cold lacasera and they gave it to me 😭 I just saw that all of them were laughing Omo I wanted to run mad😭😂😂

Hxssan_ (@Olawale46499510) on April 18, 2023.

So dere was dis guy who people say he was Clerk of House of reps pikin!
Dat time our room was VIP!
Baba all his food stuffs is wrapped and seals.
One day he go class,we opened it and saw Garri!🤣🤣🤣
We start call am Garri Clerk!

Private Man (@MrPrivate__) on April 18, 2023.

My roommate was sick 🤦 She was a hypocritical Christian who condemned me to hell almost everyday. What broke us finally was when she alleged I stole her gown😂 Me wen dey wear ashewo clothes and her gown😂 Wahala

Joyce.near (@Brownshugar_jay) on April 18, 2023.

Nor worst o
This girl said I dey count spaghetti 😭
Everybody for hostel don know me now
And I no dey count spag o 😭😭

Ichie of lagos (@IchieOflagos) on April 18, 2023.

Bro opened tap and went for lecture
Water wasn’t running then sha so he didn’t know
As I come back for night bathroom to room don soak. Mattress seff
Guyyy I no fit cry

I just turn back go hustle bread and egg ,con go sleep for lecture theatre

DML (@DML14846010) on April 18, 2023.

Flashback to my school days..my roommate was always wakin me up with worship songs and prayers..even after confrontin her several times to reduce her voice..one night her phone rang and it was on speaker &one woman just shouted LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!after that she reduce volume

Isimeme (@Mz_isimeme) on April 18, 2023.

Kai! I really suffered. I had dis roomie dat would always take my food stuff to cook for her bf. Oda times d guy sleeps over without her informing me.Both praises me bt say horrible things behind me. D day I got to know of d bad things dey said I wept till dere was no tear again.

Adorable Chinny (@ChinnyAdorable) on April 18, 2023.

So we were on vacation and then I get a call from a course mate saying, “Hello please I’d like to be your roommate when we resume… me and my sister.. we will split the bills” and I’m like, “No problem”. So I resumed earlier, paid the full rent

(With my school fees and pocket money) and was waiting for my “roommates”. So they resumed and exams were fast approaching and I was patiently waiting for my money… Long story short, they paid me 20k after 3 months for a lodge of 110k…

I couldn’t take it anymore so I asked them out and refunded their 20k. I looked for every means to pay my school fees and feed myself.. We became enemies and didn’t speak till we vacated for the Christmas holiday that same year

On the 24th of Dec, the sister to my coursemate passed away💔. When I heard the news, I remembered how she was crying the night I asked them out. Took me a long time to forgive myself. Continue to rest on Onyinyechi💔🤍

LYNDA 🍸 (@Lyndaah3) on April 18, 2023.

Omoh😭..where do I start from…d one wey pain me…one guy came to our room with belt nah me open door 😭..he con dey para ontop something wey be say nah my roommate do am..nah small remain e for don beat me…and my roommate dey inside she no come out😑… dat night no funny

Alisha4real (@AishaAdepoju2) on April 18, 2023.

In 300L at Moremi Hall OAU Ife, I and my new roommates resumed the new session. We were 5 of us, three occupied the corner beds and two on the bunk. The final year student of geography cleared her bedspace with the porters and sold it to a 300L engineering student cos she was

Staying off campus. We got used to each other and bonded so well until second semester when our nightmare started. Things started getting missing when the 400L student who had earlier sold her bedspace came back to stay in the room. She told the girl she had issues with her

Landlord off campus and she’d like to stay for a few weeks until she’s able to sort herself out.
What our eyes saw in that room I doubt this thread will tell it all. Clothes, shoes, gasburner, money, jewelry, provision, foodstuff, sachet water etc.

In 300L at Moremi Hall OAU Ife, I and my new roommates resumed the new session. We were 5 of us, three occupied the corner beds and two on the bunk. The final year student of geography cleared her bedspace with the porters and sold it to a 300L engineering student cos she was

Staying off campus. We got used to each other and bonded so well until second semester when our nightmare started. Things started getting missing when the 400L student who had earlier sold her bedspace came back to stay in the room. She told the girl she had issues with her

Was not even spared. We started suspecting each other. 😂 this girl would take pure water and find a way to puncture the rest, by the time you come back from class, your rug will be soaked and smelly.
We got a padlock to lock the thief out but we didn’t know she was dwelling

Among us. We had to move everything to our lockers including water, as long as a bag would stand it will be in the locker. It was so bad and terrifying.
Somehow I was the worst hit. My new tops were missing one after the other. Jeans, I was scared and became paranoid at some

Point that whenever I’m out, at the thought that perhaps I didn’t lock my wardrobe, I’d start calling my roommates if any of them can help me lock it and go with the key.
😂 it wasn’t getting better and I started to fast and pray.
One evening, a friend of mine came to get some

Skirts we’d use for ushering for an event in d faculty. She saw my ‘roommate’ and asked me in Igbo. Amy, You mean you and this girl stay in the same room? This girl was chased from town by her landlord cos she stole gold for her house. Ah! Ah! My suspicion was confirmed.

In 300L at Moremi Hall OAU Ife, I and my new roommates resumed the new session. We were 5 of us, three occupied the corner beds and two on the bunk. The final year student of geography cleared her bedspace with the porters and sold it to a 300L engineering student cos she was

Staying off campus. We got used to each other and bonded so well until second semester when our nightmare started. Things started getting missing when the 400L student who had earlier sold her bedspace came back to stay in the room. She told the girl she had issues with her

Was not even spared. We started suspecting each other. 😂 this girl would take pure water and find a way to puncture the rest, by the time you come back from class, your rug will be soaked and smelly.
We got a padlock to lock the thief out but we didn’t know she was dwelling

Among us. We had to move everything to our lockers including water, as long as a bag would stand it will be in the locker. It was so bad and terrifying.
Somehow I was the worst hit. My new tops were missing one after the other. Jeans, I was scared and became paranoid at some

Point that whenever I’m out, at the thought that perhaps I didn’t lock my wardrobe, I’d start calling my roommates if any of them can help me lock it and go with the key.
😂 it wasn’t getting better and I started to fast and pray.
One evening, a friend of mine came to get some

So one day after my exam, I came back to the room and noticed some stains and wetness on my bed. It felt oily and the smell was scented and religious. I asked her and she denied. I started praying immediately and rebuking, nullifying, binding and casting. Few days later a female

Was paraded and we all rushed out to see her with her boxes of stolen items. This girl whispered to herself and said “I hope they don’t catch me like this one day oh” I heard. Asked her if she’s a thief and why she’s bothered about being caught. She laughed it off. Okay oh ole😂

One day, I called her out and we fought, mortal combat. Knowing it was a grave offense, I rushed to the hall wardens office to report myself. We went back to the room and I said to her, Bimpe, by the God I serve, before the end of this semester, you will be caught and disgraced.

On this fateful day, a girl we all didn’t like three rooms away sis her laundry and littered the floor with dirty soapy water. We complained about her in our room and wondered why a squatter was so arrogant. 😂
I “flew bike” to New Market to make my hair. Halfway through,

My roommate called, screaming on the other side of the phone. Amaka, where are you, caught, caught. The line was breaking. I rushed back to Moremi to find out that Bimpe had stolen that girls wet clothes and jammed them in Ayo’s wardrobe. Haaaa.

Apparently the girl came back and raised an alarm that her clothes were missing and she was not gonna calm down. For those who know Moremi hall, it’s the biggest female hostel in OAU. The girls and some sympathizers said they were ready to search all the rooms in that hostel that

Day. It was strange and didn’t make sense. They started from 001, 002 then 003. My hallowed room. They got to the 3rd wardrobe and asked for it to be opened. Madam said the owner travelled and went with the key. My other roommate said it was a lie and that the key was there.

They opened the wardrobe and these girls wet clothes rolled on the floor. My goodness! Why did I miss all of these sweet drama? Of all days it was the day I longed to see the most and I was absent.
She was beater and paraded. All her belongings were taken to SU Building.

My roommates and I were asked to search her things and some missing items from first semester were recovered.
We got back to the room and searched under the bunk and saw other missing items this girl had stolen and tied in nylons. My gas burner, crop top, shoes etc were

Recovered. We were traumatized for real cos the girl was into juju of some sort. She brags abt it.
In OAU, if a thief is caught, it is assumed everything you have is stolen. Those things will be paraded and displayed for the rightful owners to lay claim with proof of ownership.

Queen of the “Headless Mob” #PeterObi (@Cleopatran_) on April 12, 2023.


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